Not another WAG wedding? Yes, we’ve had to put up with yet another footballer and his WAG flaunting indulgence and extravagance in our faces. Chelsea’s Joe Cole and fitness trainer Carly Zucker followed the cliché brilliantly, having spent millions on their big day, shrouded their nuptials in so-called ‘secrecy’ and then selling the picture rights to a glossy magazine on 20 June.

Now if you don’t have £2 million pounds to throw around on your wedding day you could always go to The Holiday Inn. But please don’t! At £999 the budget hotel chain’s wedding package is a bargain but also tackier than a tangoed WAG with a diamantéd labradoodle. The credit crunch package includes a civil ceremony, DJ, bucks fizz, wedding suite and they even throw in a wedding planner.

Why spend trillions when you can plan your own wedding for free with mydeco?! Our innovative 3D Complete Room Planner will let you design and furnish your reception, disco room and wedding suite exactly how you want it.

Our 3D Room Planner helped mydeco's Steve Reid create his wedding reception

The Holiday Inn may sound cheap and cheerful but even as a girl who’s a complete marriage cynic the thought of fish skewers and sausage rolls for a reception ‘dinner’ really fills me with horror for those that long for their ‘big day’. Credit crunch or no credit crunch, every wedding belle deserves just a little more class, right?

mydeco's Buy the Look wedding bedroom suite

Work a DIY wedding by visiting our Buy the Look section to look at pre-planned rooms and John Lewis also have a brilliant Wedding Companion (£14.99) to help plan your perfect day whatever your budget.